the newest dusting craze

So, the mc at the wedding last weekend was hilarious. this was worth passing on. the uncle of the bride told the groom that there would be several things he'd just need to get over and become comfortable with as a new husband. of course, he was referring to the buying of pads. he proceeded to tell the groom that he'd soon be fine with holding them and buying them and all that jazz, but that they were really so much more usefull than he might at first imagine. "for instance," he said, "the little things could be soaked in water and thrown into the freezer before a big sporting even. upon return, you can rip the paper off the back and stick it onto any bruises. or if your wife wants some help with the dusting, just pull the paper back off a couple of pads, stick em on your hands, and you are ready to go." he even added that if there is not a lot of dusting, you could use light days.

i laughed very hard. but perhaps you had to be there. it doesn't seem as funny written down without his actions.

hmmm.